Desperado <Dreamquake>
"They say blood runs thicker then water..."


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• Joey Sauer
• 16
• Male
• Nelson, New Zealand

Close as I wanna be.

One of the Boys
I'm Joey, born in 1992, Nelson, NZ. Lived in one house all my life, lived a rather lame life. Looking forward to things changing eventually and starting anew. Cause everything's a real drag.

Close enough for me, to feel your heart beating fast.

GUILTY
Interests change often, hmm, well things I have loved forever is a singer called Jade Valerie, and the band Sweetbox (2000-2007 anyway). Not so sure about the new singer since Jade left and went solo. J-Pop and K-Pop music, (Utada, Koda, Ayumi, Tenjochiki, BoA)

Stay there as I whisper.

I'm friendly and I'd love to chat so leave a comment if you want!

How I love your peaceful eyes on me.

I'm ugly as fuck. Hence, no pictures.

Did you ever know, that I had mine on you?

Eyes on Me by Faye Wong

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Desperado's URL
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July 2006

Desperado says:

"Gone til Friday!" (5 days ago) me too!

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Tuned Up
Jade Valerie | Koda Kumi | Utada Hikaru | BoA | Britney Spears | Katy Perry | Sweetbox | Lindsay Lohan | Lady GaGa | Ayumi Hamasaki | Stefy | t.A.T.u. | Tila Tequila | Gwen Stefani | AAA | Super Junior | KAT-TUN | Abba | Amy Winehouse | Katie Price & Peter Andre
Silver Screen
The Grudge | Lord of the Rings | Dead or Alive | Aeon Flux | V for Vendetta | X-Men Trilogy | Memoirs of a Geisha | Titanic | Ultraviolet | Taxi | Thelma and Louise | Mean Girls | Tokyo Drift | I Know Who Killed Me | Notebook | Closing the Ring
Out of the Box
The OC | The Simple Life | Desperate Housewives | Victoria Silvstedt: My Perfect Life | Girls of the Playboy Mansion | Keeping up with the Kardashians | Sunset Tan | Pam: Girl on the Loose | Denise Richards: It's Complicated | Chelsea Lately | Victoria Beckham: Coming to America
Closest
Daniela Bastian | Brandon Schwass | Helena Newport | Juni Lee
Affection
Olvia | Claudio | Danielle W | Chloe | Rebeccah | Beka | Ashleigh | Rebecca Sims | Sarah Q | Tom | Tony | Emma | Georgia | Debbie
Weekly Obsession: Katy Perry
I bought her album and at first I was like "Ugh, dumb bitch." cause I got over 'I Kissed a Girl' like a year ago, but then I discovered how much I do love the album! 'One of the Boys' rocks! Such an awesome song, love it! *removes personal comment* ;) 'Hot N Cold' of course is excellent, along with 'If You Can Afford Me' (awesome) and 'Waking Up In Vegas' is awesome! Love Katy Perry! She was so hilarious in the EMA's too, loved her costumes and random set designs. :L

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  • I need a 'Other Half' Apply Here. =P

    Name:
    Age:
    I know you from:
    Why I should be your other half:

    kthxbai :)

    6 Comments 11 days

  • I Hope You All Die...

    ...because to live forever would be tortuous. You'd have to watch every other human, animal and plant in existence die out while you remain standing. Then you'd have to witness the death of Earth and the Solar System and then you'd have to drift endlessly through space of an untold amount of time and then eventually the Universe would grow so large so as to become completly unstable with atoms being miles apart or it might collapse in on itself in the Big Crunch and you'd be there to experience it all. So, all in all, not a nice scenario.

    So today I was looking at some peoples Bebo pages and noticed a few had those questionnaire things that ask you answer a bunch of questions about the person and suddenly it dawned on me what blatently obvious attempts they are for people to find out who fancies them. They generally go:

    1. Are we friends?
    2. Do you like me?
    3. Would you go out with me?
    4. Would you kiss me?
    5. Would you have sex with me?
    6. Would you have my bastard child?
    7. Would you mind if I didn't stick around after the birth, I can't really deal with that. I'm too young.
    8. Do you know when my birthday is?

    And so on. Admittedly I altered my example somewhat, but you get the idea. What's funnier than the questionnaire however are the answers. The people answering it are generally the people that do actually fancy the person but aren't going to admit it directly. So this is their chance to act like they aren't bothered either way:

    3. Would you go out with me?
    lolz!! mayb!!1 rofl!!!1111
    or
    3. Would you go out with me?
    Probs!!12 If ya want!!3 lolz!!%

    Of course the other kinds of people to answer these questions are those that already have somebody in their lives and want everyone to know:

    3. Would you go out with me?
    Cant. I iz wif sumbudy!! he is fitt!!23 lolz!!

    And lastly there are the poor friends of the opposite sex that are told to answer them under penatly of death. Sadly, especially in the case of men, they can't say they wouldn't go out with the person because that would suggest they think they are unattractive but they don't want to make the friendship awkward by having said yes. So they must find a neutral middle ground usually found in a slightly insulting comment that actually leaves the question unaswered but is rendered harmless by the exclamation of a joke at the end often in the form of "jk":

    3. Would you go out with me?
    Nah, u r only my bit on da side!! lolz!!3 jk!!!/2
    or
    3. Would you go out with me?
    Sure. U cud b ma bitch!! rolfz!£*!! jk!(^! lolz!!

    Yeah. So that's my take on blog questionnaires or blogtionnaires as they are known in the scientific community (not true).

    But seriously people:
    3. Would you go out with me?

    Haha, good times.

    5 Comments 15 days

  • 56, yay a life!

    Someone says if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 237 films on this list. Copy this list and post it to your blog. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Be truthful now

    () Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (x) Grease
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
    ( ) Boondock Saints
    ( ) Fight Club
    ( ) Starsky and Hutch
    (x) Neverending Story
    ( ) Blazing Saddles
    ( ) Airplane
    Total: 4

    ( ) The Princess Bride
    ( ) AnchorMan
    ( ) Napoleon Dynamite
    (x) Labyrinth
    ( ) Saw
    ( ) Saw II
    ( ) White Noise
    ( ) White Oleanders
    (x ) Anger Management
    (x ) 50 First Dates
    (x) The Princess Diaries
    () The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
    Total so far: 8


    ( ) Scream
    ( ) Scream 2
    ( ) Scream 3
    ( ) Scary Movie
    ( ) Scary Movie 2
    ( ) Scary Movie 3
    ( x) Scary Movie 4
    ( x) American Pie
    ( ) American Pie 2
    ()American Pie The Wedding
    (x )American Pie Band Camp
    Total so far: 11

    (x) Harry Potter 1
    (x) Harry Potter 2
    (x) Harry Potter 3
    (x) Harry Potter 4
    ( ) Resident Evil 1
    (x) Resident Evil 2
    (x ) The Wedding Singer
    ( ) Little Black Book
    ( ) The Village
    (x) Lilo & Stitch
    Total so far: 18

    (x) Finding Nemo
    ( ) Finding Neverland
    (x) Signs
    (x) The Grinch
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
    () White Chicks
    (x) Butterfly Effect
    (x)13 Going on 30
    () I, Robot
    (x) Robots
    Total so far: 24

    ( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    ( ) Universal Soldier
    (x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    ( ) Along Came Polly
    ( ) Deep Impact
    ( ) KingPin
    ( ) Never Been Kissed
    (x) Meet The Parents
    (x) Meet the Fockers
    ( ) Eight Crazy Nights
    ( ) Joe Dirt
    (x) KING KONG
    Total so far: 28

    (x) A Cinderella Story
    ( ) The Terminal
    () The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    ( ) Passport to Paris
    (x) Dumb & Dumber
    ( ) Dumber & Dumberer
    ( ) Final Destination
    ( ) Final Destination 2
    ( ) Final Destination 3
    ( ) Halloween
    (x) The Ring
    (x) The Ring 2
    ( ) Surviving Christmas
    () Flubber
    Total so far: 32

    ( x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    () Practical Magic
    ( ) The longest yard
    ( ) Ghost Ship
    ( ) From Hell
    ( ) Hellboy
    (x) Secret Window
    ( ) I Am Sam
    ( ) The Whole Nine Yards
    ( )The Whole Ten Yards
    Total so far: 34

    (x) The Day After Tomorrow
    ( ) Child's Play
    ( ) Seed of Chucky
    ( ) Bride of Chucky
    () Ten Things I Hate About You
    ( ) Just Married
    ( ) Gothika
    ( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
    ( ) Sixteen Candles
    ( x) Remember the Titans
    ( )Coach Carter
    (x ) The Grudge
    (x ) The Grudge 2
    (x ) The Mask
    ( ) Son Of The Mask
    Total so far: 39

    ( ) Bad Boys
    ( ) Bad Boys 2
    ( ) Joy Ride
    ( ) Lucky Number Slevin
    () Ocean's Eleven
    () Ocean's Twelve
    ( ) Bourne Identity
    ( ) Bourne Supremecy
    ( ) Lone Star
    ( ) Bedazzled
    ( ) Predator I
    ( ) Predator II
    ( ) The Fog
    (x) Ice Age
    () Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
    ( ) Curious George
    Total so far: 40

    () Independence Day
    ( ) Cujo
    ( ) A Bronx Tale
    ( ) Darkness Falls
    ( ) Christine
    () ET
    ( ) Children of the Corn
    ( ) My Boss's Daughter
    (x )Maid in Manhattan
    (x) War of the Worlds
    ( ) Rush Hour
    (x) Rush Hour 2
    Total so far: 43

    ( ) Best Bet
    ( x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    ( ) She's All That
    ( ) Calendar Girls
    ( ) Sideways
    (x ) Mars Attacks
    ( ) Event Horizon
    ( ) Ever After
    (x) Wizard of Oz
    ( ) Forrest Gump
    ( ) Big Trouble in Little China
    ( ) The Terminator
    ( ) The Terminator 2
    (x ) The Terminator 3
    Total so far: 47

    (x) X-Men
    (x) X-Men 2
    (x) X-Men 3
    (x) Spider-Man
    (x) Spider-Man 2
    ( ) Sky High
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
    ( ) Catch Me If You Can
    (x) The Little Mermaid
    (x) Freaky Friday
    ( ) Reign of Fire
    ( ) The Skulls
    ( ) Cruel Intention
    ( ) Cruel Intentions 2
    ( x) The hot chick
    (x) Shrek
    (x) Shrek 2
    Total so far: 55

    ( ) Swimfan
    ( ) Miracle on 34th street
    ( ) Old School
    (x ) The Notebook
    ( ) K-Pax
    (

    2 Comments 37 days

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  • Rebeccah luv Rebeccah

    hey joey! loving the blonde asians

    what you been doing since xams ended?

    love ya

    reply!
    BEX

    1 day ago
  • Freak. Freak.

    I love you Joseph.

    1 day ago
  • Bhudda Schwass luv Bhudda Schwass

    Change your thing in your thing... to Bhudda Schwass. Cheah?

    1 day ago
  • Freak. Freak.

    Is my life joking?

    2 days ago
  • Freak. luv Freak.

    Whilst some [ie. me] struggle to run and exercise everday, diet 24/7, and starve themselves; others [ie. you] eat whatever the fuck you like, do absolute NO exercise, - have chocolate, fat, calories, oil EVERY day EVERY minute EVERY second [all your effing life] and be fit as fuck and sexy as a fucking male version of Paris Hilton.

    Fuck you for trying to make me feel skinny next to you, obviously trying to make me feel fatter than fuck AND succeeding.

    2 days ago
  • Debbie Mangos Debbie Mangos

    Hey joey hw r ya hws ur holidae going so far mine r going gud so far yay christmas soon presents yay r u going away for christmas anyway catch u later

    4 days ago
  • Ashleigh luv Ashleigh

    Ahhh yes van's gotta love them. Not.
    My plans for the holiday's are a)Being made to help mum with spring cleaning (it's not even spring so i don't see the point i said that to her and she just gave me the "LOOK" ) b)Going to Waimate for christmas and c)Spending New years with old people that go to bed at 9pm!!.
    Kill me now.
    Ahhhhh worst holidays ever.......... i think we should run away.
    Love Ash xxxx

    4 days ago
  • KanaeN luv KanaeN

    omg I used 2 luv Utada Hikaru n i luv watchn koda kumi dancing in her music videos! God Koda kumi's damn SEXI ae
    sure, I'll say hi to my fam 4 u! i gotta show em ur fotos!!!:D
    im off 2 auckland 2moro n Im guin shopping with my mate there!!! im sooooooo excited!!!whooooooooowww!

    OMG I'm missin u already...:( :( :( I'll leave u a comment on ur bebo when i get home,k?

    luv u xoxxxoxxox

    p.s. have a LOVELY xmas n happy holz!!!

    4 days ago
  • Lydia Lydia

    Aha enjoying my break VERY much thanking u =]
    Take it u are aswell?
    Yea i finishd myn thn too, shit it was great!
    All the exams wer backwards! They wer really diff to th previous ones it was soooo confusing!!!!

    4 days ago
  • Solitary Confinement Solitary Confinement

    Hey bro. what is up?

    5 days ago
  • Danielle And T-Roy Danielle And T-Roy

    haha thats a jole, you look like your never going to give birth, and i sorta hope you dont, that would be scary.

    just text you mrs walkers numbers =]

    xx

    5 days ago
  • Johnson Y luv Johnson Y

    Thanks, but it is not my Birthday. You must of read what I posted on Freak's Bebo.

    I was celebrating a Friends Birthday. My Bday is on Jan 24.

    Thanks for the kind words!

    5 days ago
  • Danielle And T-Roy Danielle And T-Roy

    atleast shes strong enough to let people see her the way she is.

    lol you are to skinny dont argue.

    lol ive been glowing cause im so white but thas about it. theres 8 weeks and 3 days till hes due thats a long time thats like almost a whole school term.

    i havnt been seeing friends much, im a bumb, went to the beach yesterday tho and almost melted in the heat.

    you got more planned than me atleast my only plan is to give birth.. and eat lots..

    xx

    6 days ago
  • Danielle And T-Roy luv Danielle And T-Roy

    me and mum saw her to it was so scary and yuck *shiver*
    you are to skinny joey, seriously (you know im right)

    i feel so round and the sun is killing me, thank god baby likes it when i go swimming it makes him do lotsa flips lol.

    how are your holidays any way?

    6 days ago
  • Ashleigh luv Ashleigh

    I NO!! I keep telling people that but they don't believe me.




    LOVE YOU
    YOUR HOTTNESS!!!

    6 days ago
  • Keegan Keegan

    yep i du... um thanks

    6 days ago
  • KanaeN KanaeN

    i know u loooooooovvveeee Koda Kumi n Utada Hikaru:D I'll get what i can get, k? mayb i can get sum koda kumi stuff n cool lollies 4 ya lol

    i'm leavin nelson on monday, staying in auckland for 2 nites and flying 2 japan on wed! omg Im soooooo excited 2 go home n c my family!!!

    luv u heaps xxoxo

    6 days ago
  • KanaeN KanaeN

    yea its just a hostel trip so its quite short lol

    I'll bring u sumthin bak from japan,k?
    i duna wot u want tho lol
    if theres sumthin u want PLZ let me know a.s.a.p:D

    luv xoxxox

    6 days ago
  • KanaeN luv KanaeN

    i've had a pretty busy week ae
    im off 2 wellington 2moro, leavin the hostel at 3 in da morning coming bak at 11pm...:D

    luv ya xooxoxx

    6 days ago
  • Emma Murphy luv Emma Murphy

    Awk hope you're alright. (:

    Um not too much, just working and doing exams and stuff.

    Not too much happening these holidays, I start a new job in a couple of weeks and then I'm going to Sydney for xmas but that's about it lol. :D

    How 'bout yourself?

    6 days ago